by Ted Gioia

Face it, books are too damn long.  Especially 800-
page novels like Samuel R. Delany's Dhalgren. Even
book reviews need to get shorter—or so I judge by
watching the Incredible Shrinking Coverage of
fiction in the daily fishwrap. Editors agree:  
anything longer than a text message nowadays is
only good for trimming and skimming.

What’s a literary critic to
do? Well, I have noticed
that short quotes from
books are very popular
on the emerging media.  
After all, why read a 800-
page novel, when you can
savor the best passages in
140-character tweets?    
With that in mind, I have
distilled Mr. Delany's
Dhalgren into some bite-
size extracts suitable for
Twitter.

How about these?

"Pavement sausages split; the cabbage remembers."
Samuel R. Delany

"Only for a distance in civet furrow, here hid
awfully just a million savants at the pot." Samuel
R. Delany

"Your rosamundus may mathematik him, but it
won’t move me one mechanical apple corer."
Samuel R. Delany

"Get with-it, mauve-peanut! Make it, thing-a-ma-
boob!"  Samuel R. Delany

And my favorite bit of advice from our author—
just the inspiring comment you need to start out
the day: "French fried pickelilly and deep-dish-apple
death won’t get you through that wake up in the
morning alive."  Samuel R. Delany

And that's why I stick with a cup of coffee in the
morning.  

Ah, I know what you're thinking. You're worried

that a tiny quote can't do justice to such a big,
ambitious book. To that I respond, in the words of
Samuel Delany, "What we need is not a calculus of
form but an analytics of attention, which renders
form on the indifferent and undifferentiated
pleroma."  

Did you get that?

Okay, some folks will want to read the whole dang

thing-a-ma-boob. Delany sets the tone from the
opening three sentences:

to wound the autumnal city. So howled out for the world
to give him a name.  The in-dark answered with the wind.

And if you didn't appreciate it sufficiently the first
time, you will get a second chance eighty pages
later, when the protagonist finds a handwritten
journal which he decides to peruse. The opening
page begins: "to wound the autumnal city…"  
We're back where we started. And after you've
trudged your way from page 80 to page 800, you
may think you still haven’t gone too far.  

You want to know more about the protagonist?  

Well, there’s not much too say. He doesn't know
his age, his name, his purpose. People call him
Kidd. Or some people call him the Kid. His
setting is almost as ambiguous as his past. He has
arrived in the post-apocalyptic city Bellona, where a
few straggling survivors contrive makeshift
existences in the aftermath of….Well, I haven’t
figured that one out. Something bad must have
happened in Bellona, but if author Delany knows
what it is, he ain't telling.  

But Bellona is a strange city. "I go down a street:

buildings are burning," remarks one of the aimless
drifters who pass as characters in this book. "I go
down the same street the next day.  They’re still
burning.  Two weeks later, I go down the same
street and nothing looks like it’s been burned at all.  
Maybe time is just running backward here. Or
sideways. But that’s impossible too." Strange
things are also happening in the sky. Morning light
comes from different directions, depending on the
day. On a rare evening, when the smoke and haze
clear, two moons are seen in the sky. A few days
later, the sun grows to huge proportions, yet the
temperature doesn't change. Then the sun
subsides, and the haze returns.

Dhalgren is classified as science fiction, but the book
is more akin to magical realism. Readers looking
for advanced technologies will be disappointed.  
Early in the novel, one of the character brags about
his microwave oven. "You can roast a whole rib
roast in ten, twenty minutes." This is about as
fancy as gadgets get in Delany's book, except for
your stray holograms—who populate this novel the
way stray dogs do in other cities. An astronaut
appears midway through the novel, but we meet
him in the local bar. During the course of these
pages, he never quite gets off the ground. Much
like Dhalgren itself.   

I'd like to tell you the plot of
Dhalgren, but I'm
really not sure whether this book has one. Delany
does provide incidents, but the reader will struggle
just to put them in chronological order.  Frankly,
I'm not convinced that chronology exists in this
book. The dates in the local Bellona newspaper
jump around more than a week's worth of the
History Channel on Tivo. In the closing pages,
Delany makes it even harder to sort out before-and
-after, cause-and-effect, by placing two narratives

next to each other on the same page. But, hey, the
absence of plot, chronology and character
development make this book all the more suited for
reduction to bite-sized tweets, no?

Okay, there is plenty of raunchy stuff here. At the

very start, we get some explicit couplings, and then
Delany moves on to triplings and more-lings. But
those ferreting out concupiscence, will sometimes
find it wrapped in passages such as: "All efforts,
dying here, coalesce in the blockage of ear and
throat, to an a-corporal lucence, a patterning
released from pleasure, the retained shadow of
pure idea."

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Occasionally Delany relents, and provides some

semblance of story, or an interesting character, or
some thoughtful interlude.  But these never last
long. The most fascinating person in the book, the
local newspaper editor, never shows his face once.  
Who can blame him? His insightful ruminations
don’t really fit with the rest of Dhalgren.  He really
ought to request a transfer to some other, more
coherent story. Dhalgren the novel is, instead, like
the city Bellona where it is set:  a smoking ruin
where order and clarity are only a dim memory,
and  confusion reigns.

Are you ready for 800-pages of this?  Be my guest!  

But I have a hunch you will be back for the tweets.
THE YEAR OF MAGICAL READING
Dhalgren
by Samuel R. Delany
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The Year
of
Magical
Reading
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conceptual fiction
Exploring the Non-Realist Tradition in Fiction
Welcome to my year of magical
reading.  Each week during the
course of 2012,  I will explore an
important work of fiction that
incorporates elements of magic,
fantasy or the surreal.  My choices
will cross conventional boundary
lines of genre, style and historical
period—indeed, one of my intentions
in this project is to show how the
conventional labels applied to these
works have become constraining,
deadening and misleading.

In its earliest days, storytelling almost
always partook of the magical. Only
in recent years have we segregated
works arising from this venerable
tradition into publishing industry
categories such as "magical realism"
or "paranormal" or "fantasy" or some
other 'genre' pigeonhole. These
labels are not without their value, but
too often they have blinded us to the
rich and multidimensional heritage
beyond category that these works
share.  

This larger heritage is mimicked in
our individual lives: most of us first
experienced the joys of narrative
fiction through stories of myth and
magic, the fanciful and
phantasmagorical; but only a very
few retain into adulthood this sense
of the kind of enchantment possible
only through storytelling.  As such,
revisiting this stream of fiction from a
mature, literate perspective both
broadens our horizons and allows us
to recapture some of that magic in
our imaginative lives.

The Year of Magical Reading:

Week 1:
Midnight's Children by
Salman Rushdie

Week 2:  The House of the Spirits by
Isabel Allende

Week 3:  The Witches of Eastwick
by
John Updike

Week 4:  Magic for Beginners by
Kelly Link

Week 5:  The Tin Drum by Günter
Grass

Week 6:  The Golden Ass by
Apuleius

Week 7:  The Tiger's Wife by Téa
Obreht

Week 8:  One Hundred Years of
Solitude  by Gabriel García Márquez

Week 9:  The Book of Laughter and
Forgetting by Milan Kundera

Week 10: Gargantua and Pantagruel
by
François Rabelais

Week 11: The Famished Road by
Ben Okri

Week 12: Like Water for Chocolate
by
Laura Esquivel

Week 13: Winter's Tale by Mark
Helprin

Week 14: Dhalgren by Samuel R.
Delany

Week 15:  Johnathan Strange & Mr.
Norrell by Susanna Clarke

Week 16:  The Master and
Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

Week 17:  Dangerous Laughter by
Steven Millhauser

Week 18:  Conjure Wife by Fritz
Leiber

Week 19:  1Q84 by Haruki Murakami

Week 20:  The Hobbit by J.R.R.
Tolkien

Week 21:  Aura by Carlos Fuentes

Week 22:  Dr. Faustus by Thomas
Mann

Week 23:  Orlando by Virginia Woolf

Week 24:  Little, Big by John Crowley

Week 25:  The White Hotel by D.M.
Thomas

Week 26:  Neverwhere by Neil
Gaiman

Week 27:  Alice's Adventures in
Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Week 28:  Fifth Business by
Robertson Davies

Week 29:  The Kingdom of This
World by Alejo Carpentier

Week 30:  The Bear Comes Home
by R
afi Zabor

Week 31:  The Color of Magic by
Terry Pratchett

Week 32:  Ficciones by Jorge Luis
Borges

Week 33:  Beloved by Toni Morrison

Week 34:  Dona Flor and Her Two
Husbands by Jorge Amado

Week 35:  Hard-Boiled Wonderland
and the End of the World by Haruki
Murakami

Week 36:  What Dreams May Come
by Richard Matheson

Week 37:  Practical Magic by Alice
Hoffman

Week 38:  Blindess by José
Saramago

Week 39:  The Fortress of Solitude
by J
onathan Lethem

Week 40:  The Magicians by Lev
Grossman

Week 41:  Suddenly, A Knock at the
Door by Etgar Keret

Week 42:  Cloudstreet by Tim Winton

Week 43:  The Obscene Bird of
NIght by José Donoso

Week 44:  The Fifty Year Sword by
Mark Z. Danielewski

Week 45:  Gulliver's Travels by
Jonathan Swift

Week 46:  Harry Potter and the
Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling

Week 47:  The End of the Affair by
Graham Greene

Week 48:  The Chronicles of Narnia
by C
.S. Lewis

Week 49:  Hieroglyphic Tales by
Horace Walpole

Week 50:  The View from the
Seventh Layer by Kevin Brockmeier

Week 51:  Gods Without Men by
Hari Kunzru

Week 52:  At Swim-Two-Birds by
Flann O'Brien
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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Barefoot in the Head

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Hothouse

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Report on Probability A

Allende, Isabel
The House of the Spirits

Amado, Jorge
Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands

Amis, Martin
Time's Arrow

Apuleius
The Golden Ass

Asimov, Isaac
The Foundation Trilogy

Asimov, Isaac
I, Robot

Atwood, Margaret
The Handmaid's Tale

Banks, Iain M.
The State of the Art

Ballard, J.G.
The Atrocity Exhibition

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Crash

Ballard, J.G.
The Crystal World

Ballard, J.G.
The Drowned World

Barth, John
Giles Goat-Boy

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The Demolished Man

Blish, James
A Case of Conscience

Borges, Jorge Luis
Ficciones

Bradbury, Ray
Dandelion Wine

Bradbury, Ray
Fahrenheit 451

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The Illustrated Man

Bradbury, Ray
The Martian Chronicles

Bradbury, Ray
Something Wicked This Way Comes

Brockmeier, Kevin
The View from the Seventh Layer

Bulgakov, Mikhail
The Master and Margarita

Bunch, David R.
Moderan

Burgess, Anthony
A Clockwork Orange

Card, Orson Scott
Ender's Game

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The Kingdom of This World

Carroll, Lewis
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Chabon, Michael
The Yiddish Policemen's Union

Chiang, Ted
Stories of Your Life and Others

Clarke, Arthur C.
Childhood's End

Clarke, Arthur C.
A Fall of Moondust

Clarke, Arthur C.
2001: A Space Odyssey

Clarke, Susanna
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

Crowley, John
Little, Big

Danielewski, Mark Z.
The Fifty Year Sword

Danielewski, Mark Z.
House of Leaves

Davies, Robertson
Fifth Business

Delany, Samuel R.
Babel-17

Delany, Samuel R.
Dhalgren

Delany, Samuel R.
The Einstein Intersection

Delany, Samuel R.
Nova

Dick, Philip K.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Dick, Philip K.
Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said

Dick, Philip K.
The Man in the High Castle

Dick, Philip K.
Ubik

Dick, Philip K.
VALIS

Disch, Thomas M.
Camp Concentration

Disch, Thomas M.
The Genocides

Doctorow, Cory
Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom

Donoso, José
The Obscene Bird of Night

Ellison, Harlan (editor)
Dangerous Visions

Ellison, Harlan
I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream

Esquivel, Laura
Like Water for Chocolate

Farmer, Philip José
To Your Scattered Bodies Go

Fuentes, Carlos
Aura

Gaiman, Neil
American Gods

Gaiman, Neil
Neverwhere

Gibson, William
Burning Chrome

Gibson, William
Neuromancer

Grass, Günter
The Tin Drum

Greene, Graham
The End of the Affair

Grossman, Lev
The Magicians

Haldeman, Joe
The Forever War

Hall, Steven
The Raw Shark Texts

Harrison, M. John
The Centauri Device

Harrison, M. John
Light

Heinlein, Robert
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Heinlein, Robert:
Stranger in a Strange Land

Heinlein, Robert
Time Enough for Love

Helprin, Mark
Winter's Tale

Herbert, Frank
Dune

Hoffman, Alice
Practical Magic

Huxley, Aldous
Brave New World

Keret, Etgar
Suddenly, A Knock at the Door

Keyes, Daniel
Flowers for Algernon

Kundera, Milan
The Book of Laughter and Forgetting

Kunzru, Hari
Gods Without Men

Lafferty, R.A.
Nine Hundred Grandmothers

Le Guin, Ursula K.
The Dispossessed

Le Guin, Ursula K.
The Lathe of Heaven

Le Guin, Ursula K.
The Left Hand of Darkness

Leiber, Fritz
The Big Time

Leiber, Fritz
Conjure Wife

Leiber, Fritz
Swords & Deviltry

Leiber, Fritz
The Wanderer

Lem, Stanislaw
His Master's Voice

Lem, Stanislaw
Solaris

Lethem, Jonathan
The Fortress of Solitude

Lewis, C. S.
The Chronicles of Narnia

Link, Kelly
Magic for Beginners

Malzberg, Barry N.
Herovit's World

Mann, Thomas
Doctor Faustus

Márquez, Gabriel García
100 Years of Solitude

Markson, David
Wittgenstein's Mistress

Matheson, Richard
Hell House

Matheson, Richard
What Dreams May Come

McCarthy, Cormac
The Road

Miéville, China
Perdido Street Station

Miller, Jr., Walter M.
A Canticle for Leibowitz

Millhauser, Steven
Dangerous Laughter

Mitchell, David
Cloud Atlas

Moorcock, Michael
Behold the Man

Moorcock, Michael
The Final Programme

Morrison, Toni
Beloved

Murakami, Haruki
1Q84

Murakami, Haruki
Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the
End of the World

Nabokov, Vladimir
Ada, or Ardor

Niffenegger, Audrey
The Time Traveler's Wife

Niven, Larry
Ringworld

Noon, Jeff
Vurt

Obreht, Téa
The Tiger's Wife

O'Brien, Flann
At Swim-Two-Birds

Okri, Ben
The Famished Road

Percy, Walker
Love in the Ruins

Pohl, Frederik
Gateway

Pratchett, Terry
The Color of Magic

Pynchon, Thomas
Gravity's Rainbow

Rabelais, François
Gargantua and Pantagruel

Robinson, Kim Stanley
Red Mars

Rowling, J.K.
Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone

Rushdie, Salman
Midnight's Children

Russ, Joanna
The Female Man

Saramago, José
Blindness

Sheckley, Robert
Dimension of Miracles

Sheckley, Robert
Mindswap

Sheckley, Robert
Store of the Worlds

Shelley, Mary
Frankenstein

Silverberg, Robert
Dying  Inside

Silverberg, Robert
Nightwings

Silverberg, Robert
The World Inside

Simak, Clifford
City

Simak, Clifford
The Trouble with Tycho

Smith, Cordwainer
Norstrilia

Smith, Cordwainer
The Rediscovery of Man

Stephenson, Neal
Snow Crash

Spinrad, Norman
Bug Jack Barron

Stross, Charles
Glasshouse

Sturgeon, Theodore
More Than Human

Sturgeon, Theodore
Some of Your Blood

Swift, Jonathan
Gulliver's Travels

Thomas, D.M.
The White Hotel

Tiptree, Jr., James
Warm Worlds and Otherwise

Tolkien, J.R.R.
The Hobbit

Updike, John
The Witches of Eastwick

Van Vogt, A.E.
The Mixed Men

Van Vogt, A.E.
Slan

Van Vogt, A.E.
The Voyage of the Space Beagle

Van Vogt, A.E.
The World of Null A

Vance, Jack
Emphyrio

Verne, Jules
Around the Moon

Verne, Jules
From the Earth to the Moon

Verne, Jules:
Journey to the Center of the Earth

Vonnegut, Kurt
Cat's Cradle

Vonnegut, Kurt
The Sirens of Titan

Vonnegut, Kurt
Slaughterhouse-Five

Wallace, David Foster
Infinite Jest

Walpole, Horace
Hieroglyphic Tales

Wells, H.G.
The First Men in the Moon

Wells, H.G.
The Island of Dr. Moreau

Wells, H.G.
The Time Machine

Wilson, Robert Anton & Robert Shea
The Illuminatus! Trilogy

Winton, Tim
Cloudstreet

Woolf, Virginia
Orlando

Zabor, Rafi
The Bear Comes Home

Zelazny, Roger
Lord of Light

Zelazny, Roger
This Immortal



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When Science Fiction Grew Up
Ray Bradbury: A Tribute
The Year of Magical Reading
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A Tribute to Richard Matheson
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Curse You, Neil Armstrong!
Robert Heinlein at 100
A.E, van Vogt Tribute
The Puzzling Case of Robert Sheckley
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