by Ted Gioia

A critic in the New York Times once called them the
Great Male Novelists—and, no, it wasn’t intended
as a compliment.  John Updike, Philip Roth, Saul
Bellow and Norman Mailer may have first made
their names as free spirits and prophets of
liberation—in that capacity, I've seen their names
linked with a motley crew, that also includes Hugh
Hefner, Lenny Bruce and
Woody Allen—but in time
they became inextricably
linked with a pronounced
masculinist—in the minds
of some critics, misogynist
—perspective in American
fiction that flourished
during the second half of
the 20th century.

Of course, the attacks did
not come solely from a
feminist perspective.  Others,
finding an easy target, took their best shots.  
David
Foster Wallace called them "the Great Male
Narcissists"—and, in a fine quip, dubbed Updike as
the leading chronicler of "the single most self-
absorbed generation since Louis XIV." Yet Wallace
then went on to admit that he had read 25 of
Updike's books—apparently he liked to decorate
his mind with
Louis Quatorze.  On the other
extreme, parents in Medicine Bow, Wyoming
rejected Updike's work for its frankness and
profanity, while as recently as 2010, Updike’s
writing was kept out of Texas jails in order to
"protect the safety and security of our institution,
but also aid in the rehabilitation of our offenders."  
(I gleefully imagine apprehended recidivists with
copies of
The Centaur and Bech: A Book mixed in
with the loot from their latest bank heist.)

That said, women have been even tougher on
Updike than the Texas Department of Criminal
Justice.  "Updike provides no blameless way of
being female," Margaret Atwood has complained.   
Wendy Lesser has labeled Updike as a "thorough
misogynist." "It was the way he depicted women,"
Anna Shapiro has explained. “It was the way he
described them – us. You felt yourself squirming,
wanting to pull a blanket over you, preferably lead-
lined, to shield yourself from the merest stray
phrase or casual observation.”

Did Updike care?  Around the time he published
The Witches of Eastwick, the author noted "I've been
criticized for making the women in my books
subsidiary to the men."   So what better way to
address these concerns than by putting three
women at the forefront of his latest novel?  

Ah, the esteemed Mr. Updike, now softened by his
entry into late middle age, was turning a new leaf.   
Hardly!  The three women in question—Alexandra
Spofford, Jane Smart, and Sukie Rougemont—are
smarmy, manipulative, caustic and catty.  And did I
mention that they are witches?   Something about
the fictional Rhode Island town of Eastwick is
apparently conducive to channeling and fortifying
women’s supernatural powers.  As a result, these
three amigas terrorize the local community, and it's
hard to tell who fares worse, their friends or their
enemies.

The novel is not without its precedents.  Fritz
Leiber relied on a similar concept two decades
earlier—a little less acerbically—in his novel
Conjure Wife.  And Updike, for all the ammo he
directs on his female leads, will never top Flaubert
in trenchant  and unforgiving portrayal of the
bêtises of fair sex.  Yet the most obvious role model
here is
Macbeth, explicitly referenced in Updike’s
novel—"tamale and tamale and tamale," witch Jane
proclaims in anticipation of a Mexican dinner—in
which three Shakespearean witches dished out their
own sizable helpings of toil and trouble.  

Updike offers blacker humor than any of these role
models, and his book is at his best when it is most
irreverent.  Our three sorceresses have no
monopoly on sacrilege here.  Their shared love
interest, a new arrival in Eastwick named Darryl
Van Horne, can give them stiff competition.  At
one point in this novel, Updike lets his male lead
deliver a guest sermon at the local Unitarian church
on a subject of his own choosing—his topic turns
out to be "This is a Terrible Creation."  The
interlude does little to advance the plot, but
showcases Updike's zest in the outrageous and
transgressive.  This section of the novel, which
reads like Hunter Thompson delivering a mix-and-
match school book report on "The Grand
Inquisitor" and
The Selfish Gene, could stand-alone
as a set piece or, with the addition of a few more
one-liners, work as a comedy stand-up routine.

Throughout much of this book, however, Updike
seems to waver between two opposed approaches
for his novel.  For long stretches he remains
determined to present a sober and fastidiously
detailed "landscape" novel—one that captures this
part of Rhode Island in the same way that Cormac
McCarthy evokes the US-Mexico border region or
William Faulkner celebrates Yoknapatawpha
County.  Paragraphs stretch out over two or more
pages, filled with references to geology, plant life,
weather patterns, and local color.  Sometimes
Updike is overly fond in showing off the minutiae
of his research—although, I hasten to add in his
defense that this type of writing had more clout
before the age of Googling, when the most obscure
facts are only a few keystrokes away—but the better
passages are quite breathtaking.  

Here’s an example:

"The winter passed.  In the darkroom of overnight
blizzards, New England picture postcards were
developed;  the morning's sunshine displayed them
in color.  The not-quite-straight sidewalks of Dock
Street, shoveled in patches, manifested patterns of
compressed bootprints, like dirty white cookies
with treads….The town itself in winter, deprived of
tourists, settled more compactly upon itself, like a
log fire burning late into the evening.  A dwindled
band of teen-agers hung out in front of the
Superette, waiting for the psychedelic-painted VW
van the drug dealer from South Providence
drove….Martyrs of a sort were these children, along
with the town drunk, in his basketball sneakers and
buttonless overcoast….martyrs too of a sort were
the men and women hastening to adulterous trysts,
risking disgrace and divorce for their fix of motel
love—all sacrificing the outer world to the inner,
proclaiming with this priority that everything solid-
seeming and substantial is in fact a dream, of less
account than a merciful rush of feeling."

I find it revealing that Updike is most powerful in
conveying the particularities of place when he
makes people part of the landscape.  Here
adulterers and drug addicts constitute the local
fauna.  In this regard, Updike is fundamentally
different from those authors who can commune
directly with nature—like Dr. Frankenstein, he
needs the human element, the pulse, the flow of
blood in the veins, the respiration, and plenty of
body organs (usually below the belt ones for this
author) to bring his creations to life.

Hence I am not surprised that the best descriptive
passages here—as with the sermon above,
throwaway set pieces about a tennis game and the
performance of Bach's cello suites stand out—are
never still lifes, but always imbued with passion and
sometimes considerable angst.  The fuel that drives
an Updike novel is invariably the frictive human
element, which constitutes the second novel hidden
between the interstices of Updike's Rhode Island
period piece.  The machinations of his three witches
and their agendas—usually hidden, partially or
wholly—with family, lovers, fellow citizens and the
alluring Mr. Van Horne provide the animating
spark here.  So much so that these sections tend to
eclipse in your memory the sober, elegant writing
that Updike periodically inserts to ground his
fantastic story in everyday New England life.

For all its flaws, the novel has considerable
panache.  Updike himself was charmed enough by
his creation to write a sequel, and Hollywood was
even more charmed—funding a big budget film of
The Witches of Eastwick with Jack Nicholson, Cher,
Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer in the star-
studded cast.   That said, the book did nothing to
endear Mr. Updike to his feminist critics, and
tended to elicit even more criticism from that
quarter than his earlier novels.  I suspect, however,
that was part of Mr. Updike’s own hidden agenda
from the start.


Ted Gioia writes on music, books and popular culture.  His most
recent book is
The Birth (and Death) of the Cool.
conceptual fiction
THE YEAR OF MAGICAL READING
The Witches of Eastwick
by John Updike
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The Year
of
Magical
Reading
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Welcome to my year of magical
reading.  Each week during the course
of 2012,  I will explore an important
work of fiction that incorporates
elements of magic, fantasy or the
surreal.  My choices will cross
conventional boundary lines of genre,
style and historical period—indeed, one
of my intentions in this project is to
show how the conventional labels
applied to these works have become
constraining, deadening and misleading.

In its earliest days, storytelling almost
always partook of the magical. Only in
recent years have we segregated works
arising from this venerable tradition
into publishing industry categories such
as "magical realism" or "paranormal"
or "fantasy" or some other 'genre'
pigeonhole. These labels are not without
their value, but too often they have
blinded us to the rich and
multidimensional heritage
beyond category
that these works share.  

This larger heritage is mimicked in our
individual lives: most of us first
experienced the joys of narrative fiction
through stories of myth and magic, the
fanciful and phantasmagorical; but only
a very few retain into adulthood this
sense of the kind of enchantment
possible only through storytelling.  As
such, revisiting this stream of fiction
from a mature, literate perspective both
broadens our horizons and allows us to
recapture some of that magic in our
imaginative lives.

The Year of Magical Reading:

Week 1:
Midnight's Children by Salman
Rushdie

Week 2:  The House of the Spirits by
Isabel Allende

Week 3:  The Witches of Eastwick by
John Updike

Week 4:  Magic for Beginners by Kelly
Link

Week 5:  The Tin Drum by Günter
Grass

Week 6:  The Golden Ass by Apuleius

Week 7:  The Tiger's Wife by Téa Obreht

Week 8:  One Hundred Years of Solitude  
by Gabriel García Márquez

Week 9:  The Book of Laughter and
Forgetting by Milan Kundera

Week 10: Gargantua and Pantagruel by
François Rabelais

Week 11: The Famished Road by Ben
Okri

Week 12: Like Water for Chocolate by
Laura Esquivel

Week 13: Winter's Tale by Mark Helprin

Week 14: Dhalgren by Samuel R. Delany

Week 15:  Johnathan Strange & Mr.
Norrell by Susanna Clarke

Week 16:  The Master and Margarita by
Mikhail Bulgakov

Week 17:  Dangerous Laughter by Steven
Millhauser

Week 18:  Conjure Wife by Fritz Leiber

Week 19:  1Q84 by Haruki Murakami

Week 20:  The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
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I, Robot

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Babel-17

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The Man in the High Castle

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Ubik

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Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom

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Like Water for Chocolate

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American Gods

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Burning Chrome

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Neuromancer

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The Tin Drum

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The Forever War

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The Raw Shark Texts

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Light

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The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

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Time Enough for Love

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Winter's Tale

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Dune

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The Book of Laughter and Forgetting

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The Left Hand of Darkness

Leiber, Fritz
The Big Time

Leiber, Fritz
Conjure Wife

Leiber, Fritz
Swords & Deviltry

Leiber, Fritz
The Wanderer

Lem, Stanislaw
His Master's Voice

Lem, Stanislaw
Solaris

Lethem, Jonathan
The Fortress of Solitude

Lewis, C. S.
The Chronicles of Narnia

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Magic for Beginners

Márquez, Gabriel García
100 Years of Solitude

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The Road

Miéville, China
Perdido Street Station

Miller, Jr., Walter M.
A Canticle for Leibowitz

Millhauser, Steven
Dangerous Laughter

Mitchell, David
Cloud Atlas

Murakami, Haruki
1Q84

Niffenegger, Audrey
The Time Traveler's Wife

Niven, Larry
Ringworld

Noon, Jeff
Vurt

Obreht, Téa
The Tiger's Wife

Okri, Ben
The Famished Road

Pohl, Frederik
Gateway

Pynchon, Thomas
Gravity's Rainbow

Rabelais, François
Gargantua and Pantagruel

Robinson, Kim Stanley
Red Mars

Rowling, J.K.
Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone

Rushdie, Salman
Midnight's Children

Saramago, José
Blindness

Shelley, Mary
Frankenstein

Silverberg, Robert
Dying  Inside

Silverberg, Robert
Nightwings

Simak, Clifford
City

Simak, Clifford
The Trouble with Tycho

Smith, Cordwainer
Norstrilia

Smith, Cordwainer
The Rediscovery of Man

Stephenson, Neal
Snow Crash

Stross, Charles
Glasshouse

Sturgeon, Theodore
More Than Human

Sturgeon, Theodore
Some of Your Blood

Tolkien, J.R.R.
The Hobbit

Updike, John
The Witches of Eastwick

Van Vogt, A.E.
The Mixed Men

Van Vogt, A.E.
Slan

Van Vogt, A.E.
The Voyage of the Space Beagle

Van Vogt, A.E.
The World of Null A

Verne, Jules
Around the Moon

Verne, Jules
From the Earth to the Moon

Verne, Jules:
Journey to the Center of the Earth

Vonnegut, Kurt
Cat's Cradle

Vonnegut, Kurt
The Sirens of Titan

Vonnegut, Kurt
Slaughterhouse-Five

Wallace, David Foster
Infinite Jest

Wells, H.G.
The First Men in the Moon

Wells, H.G.
The Island of Dr. Moreau

Wells, H.G.
The Time Machine

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Lord of Light



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