Conjure Wife
By Fritz Leiber
Reviewed by Ted Gioia
Few literary figures of the early 20th century led less predictable lives
than Fritz Leiber. He was a brilliant chess player, a preacher, a college
teacher, a champion fencer, a Shakespearian actor, and even appeared
on screen with Greta Garbo. But his biggest
pay day came from a game—when he licensed
the fruits of his fertile imagination to the
creators of the role-playing classic Dungeons
& Dragons. This game was so popular with
my freshman roommate in college that, when
he got phone calls or visitors while he was out,
we simply responded: “John’s in the dungeon.”
And, oh yes, there is the matter of Mr. Leiber’s
writing, which was hardly more conventional
than his CV. Leiber drew on his own odd
assortment of influences—H.P. Lovecraft,
Carl Jung, Robert Graves, Joseph Campbell—
in a literary career that crossed genres almost
as frequently as his adventure-seeking characters crossed swords. His
most famous fictional creations were Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser,
who for many readers still represent the gold standard in the sword-
and-sorcery genre. In time, Leiber established himself as a major
author of science fiction, horror and fantasy, and dabbled in other
genres too—pretty good for a latecomer who didn’t really focus on
writing until he was almost thirty.
Conjure Wife, Leiber’s debut novel from 1943, also ranks among his
most resilient works, with a modern day witchcraft storyline that has
been rediscovered in different formats by several generations of
admirers. Every couple decades, a new film version comes to the
screen. Conjure Wife has inspired three films already: Weird Woman
(1944), Burn Witch Burn (1961) and Witches Brew (1980). United
Artists has secured the rights to a fourth version, which is moving
ahead under the direction of Billy Ray.
The novel opens when John Saylor, a professor at a small New England
college, decides to pry into his wife’s dressing room. Here, among the
cosmetics, he finds, vials of graveyard dirt, packets of hair and
fingernail clippings from their acquaintance, incantations scrawled in
the margins of a book, horseshoe nails, unusual herbal substances . . .
and various other items not sold by Mary Kay. In short, Tansy Saylor
is a witch.
Saylor’s wife interrupts him in the midst of going through her magical
accessories. After a tense confrontation, she admits to her obsession
with charms and magic. The irony here is that her husband, a
committed rationalist and professor of sociology, has devoted his
career to debunking primitive superstitions. Now he learns that his
wife has taken advantage of his research and field trips to develop her
own arsenal of magical practices. Imagine Hermione Granger married
to A.J. Ayer, and you will get some idea of this odd husband-and-wife
team.
The juxtaposition of different versions of reality is one of the delights
of conceptual fiction, and Leiber makes the most of the conflicting
world views at play here. Superimposing the scientific method and
rampant sorcery in the same narrative makes the Darwin-versus-
Creationism debate look like a coffeehouse squabble by comparison.
Although pulp fiction maestros such as Leiber are supposed to be
obsessed with plot and not philosophical resonances, this author may
surprise readers by work by achieving both in a compact novel.
Under pressure from her husband, Tansy accepts that her behavior
has been pathological, and agrees to get rid of all her “stuff”—the
charms, the incantations, the herbs and other ingredients are
consigned to the flames. Bad decision! Almost immediately, terrible
things start happening to Professor Saylor. False charges are leveled
at him, new adversaries confront him, old secrets are dredged up from
their hiding places. Even worse, that most deadly game of all—faculty
politics—begins to turn against him.
Did he make a mistake in getting rid of those protective charms? Or
has his own pristine, rational mode of thinking been compromised by
her crazy convictions? He doesn’t want to raise the issue with his wife.
She seems happily adjusted to a life without magic, and just talking
about his troubles might send her back into her unhealthy obsessions.
But still. . . .
Leiber handles this story with skill, balancing the inherent drama of his
plot with his characteristic touches of humor and irony. Forty years
before Updike’s The Witches of Eastwick—which like Conjure Wife
has been frequently adapted to other genres—Leiber successfully
captured the piquant angles on a sorcery story translated to modern-
day New England. The popularity of these tales is hardly surprising.
The superstitious mind never really went away—a US Court declared
Wiccan was a religion at almost the same time as Updike’s book came
out—and certainly makes for a better story than other New Age
movements. I’ve read all of the Harry Potter books, but will pass on
the great Rolfing novel or the Primal Scream movie adaptation.
The recent reissue of this novel and the forthcoming movie adaptation
are encouraging signs that Fritz Leiber’s work may be slated for a
revival. Other stirrings of interest are evident—note that Michael
Chabon’s 2007 novel Gentlemen of the Road showed a clear debt to
the Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser stories. What’s next? Maybe colleges
will start teaching megapolisomancy to the next generation of urban
planners.
I’ve watched with interest—and, let’s be honest, quite a bit of
enthusiasm—as authors such as Philip K. Dick and H.P. Lovecraft have
risen from the dungeon of pulp fiction hacks to be enshrined as
important contributors to American fiction. Now that this path to
respectability has been forged, let’s use it to bring Mr. Leiber along
too. Indeed, his tales seem perfectly suited for the new millennium,
with their potential for adaptation to interactive media, their theme-
ride pacing, and overriding concerns. Next year will be the centenary
of his birth, and what could be a better time to bring this fervently
creative writer’s stories to the attention of today’s readers?
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